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Also, we can thank Gurrm, and to a high degree HBO as well, for the cultural explosion of incest porn/smut.

Yes, that particular degeneracy has always existed, but it escaped containment in the early 2010s when the television series became popular. I don't ever recall it being so casually present before then as it is now

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Gurrm can finish his series or not, I stopped caring almost two decades ago.

The first book, a Game of Thrones, was 4/5ths of an excellent book. The problem then, which only ever got worse, is that the "muh motha ah dragoons" side plot, and it is a side plot, was completely, utterly, and shamelessly without purpose or weight.

You could cut every single word of her chapters out of the first book and it wouldn't change the rest of the story. Sure, Ned gets mad at the King for like an afternoon because he wants to have her offed, but then Ned and the King kiss and make up anyway. Gurrm had to manufacture an argument, that was soon resolved, to even have the appearance of her story mattering to the overall plot. If Ned and the King arguing for an afternoon was important enough to happen, it could have just as easily been for one of a hundred other reasons.

Dane-Air-Ees (not wasting my time looking up the spelling) was pointless. As the series went on, she became more pointless, with Gurrm having to continuously send characters from the main plot over to her plot in an attempt to make her relevant.

And then, her whole purpose, a pending invasion, was fulfilled by a completely different character out of left field using about as many words to establish as Gurrm likes to use for his average feast/f---ing scenes.

And the books only ever got worse after the first one. There are many reasons more than Dane-Air-Ees, like how he killed his own narrative momentum by offing load-bearing elements (plot important characters). But for the sake of brevity, a word Gurrm could never hope to understand, I'll move along.

The series was awful, author-indulgent, meandering, dragging, over-written, pornographic, food and fashion obsessed slop entirely up its own theory-crafted, self-prophesizing butthole by the time it reached book 4.

I should have stopped then, but I gave book 5 a chance. It took two months to finish and is the worst book I have ever read cover to cover.

I wouldn't even buy book 6, if it ever releases, to line a birdcage.

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