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Jeffolas's avatar

Also, we can thank Gurrm, and to a high degree HBO as well, for the cultural explosion of incest porn/smut.

Yes, that particular degeneracy has always existed, but it escaped containment in the early 2010s when the television series became popular. I don't ever recall it being so casually present before then as it is now

Darrin's avatar

Agreed. His niche perversion has popped up in far too many books and movies. I stopped reading a number of otherwise decent epic fantasy books upon discovering the authors inexplicably following in Martin's gross footsteps.

Slowfatninjah's avatar

He's so right. GRRM is a old, morbidly obese, idiot. Saying he hasn't picked anyone to finish his books is just saying "the series won't ever be finished," and no reader likes to consider investing time into a world for it to just end.

Between him and Patrick Rothfuss, my buying patterns have certainly changed. I don't want to invest years into waiting, so I look for series that are either long running already or complete.

Kindle Unlimited has plenty of series and some are even good. Paul J. Bennet is good for a quick, uncomplicated read (though a bit of girl bossy in there). Matt Barron has a great Christian tinged series called The Rage of Lions. Marc Alan Edelheit is one of my favorites with his Striger's world. Similar to Throne of Bones.

There are so many more across all genres. But for the mainstream? Forget about it. None of these guys would likely have been picked up by an agent/publisher in a million years; the stakes are too high for their liking.

Jeffolas's avatar

Gurrm can finish his series or not, I stopped caring almost two decades ago.

The first book, a Game of Thrones, was 4/5ths of an excellent book. The problem then, which only ever got worse, is that the "muh motha ah dragoons" side plot, and it is a side plot, was completely, utterly, and shamelessly without purpose or weight.

You could cut every single word of her chapters out of the first book and it wouldn't change the rest of the story. Sure, Ned gets mad at the King for like an afternoon because he wants to have her offed, but then Ned and the King kiss and make up anyway. Gurrm had to manufacture an argument, that was soon resolved, to even have the appearance of her story mattering to the overall plot. If Ned and the King arguing for an afternoon was important enough to happen, it could have just as easily been for one of a hundred other reasons.

Dane-Air-Ees (not wasting my time looking up the spelling) was pointless. As the series went on, she became more pointless, with Gurrm having to continuously send characters from the main plot over to her plot in an attempt to make her relevant.

And then, her whole purpose, a pending invasion, was fulfilled by a completely different character out of left field using about as many words to establish as Gurrm likes to use for his average feast/f---ing scenes.

And the books only ever got worse after the first one. There are many reasons more than Dane-Air-Ees, like how he killed his own narrative momentum by offing load-bearing elements (plot important characters). But for the sake of brevity, a word Gurrm could never hope to understand, I'll move along.

The series was awful, author-indulgent, meandering, dragging, over-written, pornographic, food and fashion obsessed slop entirely up its own theory-crafted, self-prophesizing butthole by the time it reached book 4.

I should have stopped then, but I gave book 5 a chance. It took two months to finish and is the worst book I have ever read cover to cover.

I wouldn't even buy book 6, if it ever releases, to line a birdcage.

TheAnonymousConsultant's avatar

I have no dog in this fight, but I will forever endeavor to find something to be as passionate about as you are here. Fantastic work.

Jeffolas's avatar

Thanks for the compliment friend.

Unfortunately that level of worked up is just a Tuesday for me. I don't seem to be able to shut it off. I'd blame the internet, but I've always been this way.

Rex's avatar

Side note: Correia should maybe lay off the twinkie insults toward GRRM? Neither guy is really doing so well in the "having a discernable neck" department...

Mike S.'s avatar

The difference is that Correia can write with a twinkie in his mouth but GRRM cannot.

Ανθίππη Φιαμού's avatar

I have a question: Why should fantasy writers write large series of books? What about stand alone books? What ever happened to the trilogy? Do they really have to be 10 books and more? A talented writer doesn't have to say too much. Just to be concise. How did they do it in the past? Robet E. Howard, Clark Aston Smith et al. These days every epic fantasy lasts at least 10 books and it's almost a carbon copy of the Game of Thrones. Why?

Vox Day's avatar

Because authors have learned that if they write a fourth book in the same series, it will sell 10x to 100x better than the first book in a new series.

Blame the market and its book-buying preferences, not the authors or the publishers.

Harry Nuckels's avatar

There's simply no way the series could be finished at this point-- even if WINTER was released tomorrow, at the pace Martin writes, (or not) he literally won't live long enough to complete SPRING...

DemsAreTrash's avatar

George U.R. Fartin is a fat, old clown.

Jeffolas's avatar

I don't want to like something this juvenile, but I can't help it.

Never change, DemsAreTrash.

DemsAreTrash's avatar

I enjoy being an immature goofball. Someone has to do it!

Jeffolas's avatar

I'm starting to feel like my role around here is "long-winded rage monster."

DemsAreTrash's avatar

We all have our part to play! 🤣

Kaveh the Smith's avatar

Timely and sensible comments by all. Martin is a post-modern hack who plagiarized his most compelling plot points from medieval English history, then ran out of narrative road.

Comparing him to Tolkien is like comparing Lincoln to Barry Hussein Soetoro.

Anyway, for those interested in epic fantasy from less familiar cultures, we're writing stories and novellas based in the world of ancient Iran and its 'Book of Kings' (Shahnameh).

Check them out here:

https://simorghsroost.substack.com/archive

An American Writer & Essayist's avatar

I like GRRM work, his short story, “The Ice Dragon”, is particularly good. However, he did screw over a generation and it will probably take another generation to heal. For anyone looking for a fantastic fantasy series that’s been complete for decades, then look no further than Lloyd Alexander’s The Chronicles of Prydain:

https://www.amazon.com/Chronicles-Prydain-Lloyd-Alexander/dp/1250000939

Cliff's avatar

Prydain was one of my favorite series back in elementary school.

LugNuts22's avatar

The Prydain Chronicles are quite good overall. Can recommend.

George MacDonald has stuff that may be amazing or a little strange. I liked The Princess and Curdie (though there was a strange tacked-on postscript). He was a good writer though. YMMV...

PapayaSF's avatar

Some years someone wrote a piece arguing that GRRM’s problem with the series was that he’d written himself into a corner.

Jeffolas's avatar

He didn't just write himself into any old corner, that never would have been good enough for Gurrm

He wrote himself into some Lovecraftian, non-Euclidean, Witch House corner. A normal man would have gone insane long ago trying to make sense of the geometry while the Hounds of Tindalos feasted on his soul.

Gurrm however, likes it there. He pulled up a recliner, put on a TV with NFL redzone, and ordered thirty years worth of pizza, wings, and cheap wine coolers. Every night he falls asleep under a quilt stuffed with $100 bills, and every morning he wakes from his slumber covered in pizza crusts and chicken bones to gleefully read the previous day's forum posts of desperately waiting fans.

LugNuts22's avatar

Now I'm picturing GRRM as the guy from Weird Al's "Inactive"! Hah!

Cliff's avatar

Well, yeah, he killed off or neutralized all of the characters that mattered, because God forbid anyone should write a satisfactory story resolution. So in Book 5, he introduced some loser-ass nobodies to try to keep the train going.

It didn't work. He has a handful of characters no one cares about, and twenty-seven plots that are going nowhere quick.

LugNuts22's avatar

I assume Correia's post about trying out "Romantasy*" writing was a joke then.

* as if such trash deserves the name of romance

Betsy's avatar

I think it was a joke but seriously - even though I loathe romantasy - if Correia wrote it, I'd buy it in a heartbeat.

LugNuts22's avatar

Could I ask for an elaboration? (I'm imagining the results would be so wacky as to be funny but I'd like to know your reasoning ;)

Betsy's avatar

I wish I could remember when and where I saw it but I do remember seeing him post a throwaway comment that included a snippet describing a fake romantasy novel he'd write. I'll take a quick look at his X account and post a link if I find it - but he's a pretty prolific poster and I am not positive whether I saw it on X, or being quoted someplace (maybe even here) when he was speaking in public.

Betsy's avatar

OK this isn't what I was looking for but the last paragraph of his original comment is pretty funny: https://x.com/monsterhunter45/status/2068530980869321048?s=20

Marky Martialist's avatar

GRRM hated the epic fantasy genre and set out to subvert it, that’s why his initial work was so attention-grabbing, fueled by disdain, while he couldn’t keep up any motivation later.

Personally, I think he told D&D exactly how he would end the series - with Khaleesi going insane, a deep subversion of the great leader trope that epic fantasy needs - and when the reaction from fans was violently negative, he just decided he wouldn’t finish it. He got his bag, indeed.

Anonymous Dude's avatar

He should just pay Brandon Sanderson to finish the thing.

Betsy's avatar

Wait WHUT - a new MHI in December?! That IS good news.