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Harry Nuckels's avatar

MATRIX 5: coming Direct to Video near you...

Tex Albritton's avatar

A BLOCKBUSTER movie (aka one that you rent from Blockbuster.)

DemsAreTrash's avatar

So, no tranny monsters this time around?

Ben L.'s avatar

Just let AI write Matrix 5. Four was a total shitshow on purpose. The only good line of 4 was the last line, where some pedowood toady suggests "The Catrix," which is a better idea than any of the shit we'll get.

CleatusDefeatus's avatar

Wasn’t one enough? This is as fresh as a new season of the simpsons. Let these things die.

Darrin's avatar

Does this mean there were already three sequels to the Matrix and I missed them all? Gee whiz.