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ReaderX's avatar

"We canceled the show because it was expensive, nobody watched and we lost a ton of money."

"You are lying!"

"Well, here is the publicly available data that is the basis for our explanation."

"No, it was political! Admit it, you lying weasel!"

"Any evidence despite pondering your orb told you so? If not, well..." *points at publicly available data*

"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

I mean, that's what it sounds like to me, at least.

Oh and also: Poor Stevie, failing and falling up the ladder, right into Middle Earth. Done with late night and on to ruin the next cultural institution, are ya? Looking forward to The One Syringe to vax them all...

Dave's avatar

His ilk don’t believe in principles like martyrdom

Mike I's avatar

Not a lot of diversity in Strike Force Five. Those guys should be ashamed of themselves

Darrin's avatar

This show was still on the air? What a loser.

TrickyLaSoul's avatar

Colbert went to Cuba with Diddy and Obama for Cuban Pizza and Hotdogs. Thats PizzaGate.

Ian Blakemore's avatar

Late night is dead because people prefer podcasts and clips over syndicated TV. Gen X mostly can’t stand being told what to believe, and Millennials and Gen Z have either stopped watching TV or they just watch clips. Unless late night TV becomes a podcast, it’ll die in its sleep and no one will care.

Cyborgjustice's avatar

Stephen Colbert isn’t a “Martyr”, he’s a piece of shit, who does nothing but spew hateful propaganda.

John's avatar

Bye bye! 😂😂😂