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Jeffolas's avatar

The face that launched a thousand ships...

In the other direction.

DemsAreTrash's avatar

They're calling Lupita Helen of DeTROYt. 🤣🤣🤣

The Tuck's avatar

Conservatives need to create their own version of ''Hollywood'' so we can have normal entertainment again.

And that new conservative version of ''Hollywood'' should be run by Christians only.

DemsAreTrash's avatar

Greeks weren't reggins. I will NEVER watch this shit. Plus, real life Frankenstein's monster Ellen Page is in it.

John's avatar

Not that I was going to see this anyway, but this cinches it,

The Tuck's avatar
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They should make a Street fighter movie with Mary Elizabeth Winstead as Chun-Li. Chun-Li is 5'8 and Mary Winstead is 5'8. She also looks like Chun-Li in the SF2 anime movie (anime characters look like white people most of the time). Wonder how the libs would react to that, since it's a fictional character like they always say.

The Tuck's avatar

Anyone remember when Liberals were mad Johnny Depp was playing a Native American in Lone Ranger despite him being a fictional character?

Hypocrites.

ReaderX's avatar

"My grandmother used to tell me I don’t care what they say in school, Helen of Troy was Black."

Tex Albritton's avatar

The only thousand ships that face will launch are sewage barges.