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Blue Eyes Huwhyte Dragon's avatar

I'm expecting the plot twist to be that Maul was pivotal in setting up the foundations of the Rebel Alliance.

Because of course that push a moral equivalence/nihilist thing like that.

William Rivera's avatar

John, in the last paragraph you wrote "cat" instead of "cast", just wanted to let you know. Also, this sounds like another the "Jedi are evil story".

DemsAreTrash's avatar

When does Disney open a sprawling shopping center called The Darth Mall?

Darrin's avatar

This is the best Star Wars related idea I have heard in years.

CleatusDefeatus's avatar

Hey, stupid female executives, nobody wants your output. Most of all, little girls that do not share your dissolution nor you disenfranchisement.

How did the all these fractured pieces of shit magically get over-promoted?

V900's avatar

Yeah it’ll be shit.

Imagine portraying a Sith apprentice as someone who’s “conflicted between good and evil”, as if murdering people is just kinda akin to to shoplifting.

ShootyBear's avatar

They make Izara sound boring!

It’s so funny how they just can’t help themselves. They have to take a boy coded franchise and stick a chick in it and make it lame and gay.

V900's avatar

Typical fucking Disney.

Fans: “Oh that character is kinda cool!”

Disney: SHOVES CHARACTER IN EVERYTHING, EVEN CHANGING CANON TO GIVE CHARACTER OWN SHOW

AJ's avatar

Yes, yes; we're supposed to hate Star Wars. But this looked pretty good.

V900's avatar

Wat…

It’s not only bereft of imagination. (Hey Darth Maul… AGAIN!) It also goes against canon. Oh hey, a Sith apprentice who’s “conflicted”?! What is this nonsense?!