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CleatusDefeatus's avatar

It’s been purt’ near a decade that they’ve driven, yet failed at this sleight of hand film making. The only ones still supporting this drivel are THE lowest functioning, friends, that we’ve “welcomed” from the third world.

Invite the the third world.

Become the third world.

Yay

DemsAreTrash's avatar

Nicholas Guzzleteens doesn't look big enough to be He-Man.

TrickyLaSoul's avatar

He paid his dues at the backdoor casting couch.

ReaderX's avatar

“It feels like who he is as a person is a handshake between what traditional masculinity and femininity are, and I think it is very exciting to be able to play that in such a huge studio movie.”

Oh boy, exactly what He-Man was always known and beloved for! I cannot wait for the movie to bring the modernity to He/Him-Man that the character so desparstely needs! ... said absolutely noone ever. Pairs brilliantly with the first teasers "This used to be a Hero!" line. Used to be, now we gotta modernize that!

This is made for the people who liked the Kevin Smith He-Man, not for fans of the original whatsoever. Pass.

Andre's avatar

“It feels like who he is as a person is a handshake between what traditional masculinity and femininity are, and I think it is very exciting to be able to play that in such a huge studio movie.”

So an androgynous freak? Hollywood refuses to make men