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StorytellingRon's avatar

That last one where they had the Conquistadors come in and destroy the fountain of youth for God was friggin DOPE!!!

Someone on here needs to do a cool conquistador as truly the liberators they were!

I do hope to create an awesome Conquistador setting for my TTRPG game!

Sad how the LEFT has rewritten the history of Spanish Catholic men who freed the West of an empire of cannibal human sacrificing pagans!

John F. Trent's avatar

We need an Apocalypto sequel.

StorytellingRon's avatar

That shot of the Conquistadors coming to the beach.... friggin epic!!! One of my fav shots in cinematic history! & real HISTORY!

John F. Trent's avatar

I'm hoping Mel Gibson gets to make his miniseries about the Knights Hospitallers defending Malta. I'm starving for an update on it. But probably won't happen until after The Resurrection film.

StorytellingRon's avatar

WHAHT!? The Great Siege, Malta 1565 is my toppest book! I read it every few years!!!

Scott Waddell's avatar

No one is asking for this. The first film was a fun send-up of Erol Flynn swashbucklers. The second one the cracks started to appear, and the third was bloated nonsense. Except for the conquistidor scene in the fourth which was unintentionally based, it was past time to bury the franchise.

CleatusDefeatus's avatar

“It’ll be a new take on it,” he confirmed, but it won’t be all new actors.

Where have I heard that before?

every single lucasfilm property under kathleen kennedy’s purview. Every single male property “reimagining” in the past 12-14 years. That’s where.