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Jeffolas's avatar

Alimony, child support, loss of child custody, police and family court siding with the woman 90% of the time in any and all disputes.

Yeah that sure is a rotten deal for... checks notes... women?!

These friggin people live in an entirely different reality. How many MORE concessions does she feel men must offer with the only reward to be married to a haradin like Leslie Jones?

Please, let me sign up Leslie, pretty please! Would you like my testicles dehydrated and shriveled on a necklace or bloated and floating in a jar of formaldehyde? How about my spine? Lacquered and reinforced as a walking stick, or defleshed and mounted as a trophy?

Anything you say, Leslie dear! Please just love this miserable, unworthy manflesh!

Drewie's avatar

If you're married to her yeah. Your only hope of escape is she dies of hearth attack in her sleep.

V900's avatar

Which given her size is hardly an unreasonable expectation lol

ReaderX's avatar

The hell is she smoking?

You invented Opra to get better? Okay, if we are going so low as to call Opra a remarkable achievement to brag about, who do you think invented the damn TV your watching it on?! Or the Sega Genesis man play rather then engageing with the likes of you, for that matter.

And on women drawing the short stick in marriage: alimony, custody etc. beg to differ. What a low brain take.

Also, sorry: if your daddy didn't raise you to be somebody's wife, daddy raised a narcissist.

Donald Beane Jr's avatar

The only purpose of the angry black woman is to breed more angry black men. I guess no one is taking her up on that.

TrickyLaSoul's avatar

Who the hell would marry that thing? The zoo is missing an ape.

DemsAreTrash's avatar

Disappointed with men? She IS a man!!!

Cyborgjustice's avatar

Leslie Jones is always a lying piece of shit.

V900's avatar

Fifty bucks says that spiritually and physically disgusting broad is unmarried. And bitter about it.

Cliff's avatar

"We invented Oprah so we can get better"

Well, that's psychotic.

Laran Mithras's avatar

Don't worry, Leslie. No man wants to "enslave" you with marriage.