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DemsAreTrash's avatar

Gay shit. No thanks. I'm 59 and I'm looking forward to more new YouTube voices.

Jonathan Williams IV's avatar

He couldn’t stick the middle either.

CleatusDefeatus's avatar

Oooooh! emily cunt blunt’s face. The face that launch a million alien space ships, yet sell nary a ticket. Let alone, inspire a single person to invest further.

CleatusDefeatus's avatar

The problem lies strictly with the constant, nauseating, miscasting of women as the lead. Men definitely don’t want this. And no woman in my life wants it either. My teen girls hate this crap. (I mean it) They watch the early hungry games. “Friends”. That’s about it. Otherwise tok tik.

Schlurpo Sneem's avatar

Everyone is a toddler now, and "modern" writing reflects that: there's never any real threat and no one ever really dies, because how could the "modern" audience ever "process" such "trauma"?

Spacemal's avatar

Diarrhea day

TrickyLaSoul's avatar

Anyone wanna talk all the kids he r4ped and murdered? Are we forgeting his adopted daughter he sexually abused and sent into the pr0n industry?

Cyborgjustice's avatar

You could say that Steven Spielberg’s best days are behind him. The jig is up. Honestly, he should had given up the director’s chair to somebody else for this movie, and he just stays as a producer.

SK's avatar

Aliens are boring.