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Jeffolas's avatar

These characters are like vegans. They just can't NOT tell everyone they're vegan--it's impossible.

Vegan is not only the most interesting thing they think they can say about themselves, it is the only thing they can say about themselves. Their entire identity is wrapped around the vegan symbiote hive-mind.

Ten years ago, I would have said, "nobody cares, you're not special, shut up.".

Now, I want them to announce themselves. Please put on the multicolored hair, the septum rings, the hideous tattoos, the flag accessories and clothing.

I want to be forewarned. I want to hear the rattlesnake rattle, smell where the skunk has sprayed, or see the poison dart frog coloration.

Tell me who you are, where you are, and what cultural artifacts your B.O. ripe carcass is squatting over so I can safely, and sanely avoid engagement.

This book, and DC as a whole, are just more things to ignore.

CleatusDefeatus's avatar

I’d say you’re my favorite on here.

Jeffolas's avatar

Thanks, friend.

MindsPie's avatar

Hol up, is this sentiment common on this site? I came here to read a article about the soon to be colossal waste of money, the God Of War sequel and I thin I found a new home.

Jeffolas's avatar

I'd say my condition is a fairly advanced case, but the overall site sentiment seems to trend this way, yes.

Cyborgjustice's avatar

When will DC shut their comic division down? This character makes me want to puke.

ReaderX's avatar

Honestly just not buying the pride issues isn't going to change anything. Stop all your purchases of DC comics as long as they run those issues. Or other pride infected content. In any series. And let them know your doing it. Otherwise they're just gonna write off poor sales on single issues and coast on successes like Absolute. Or, you know, just keep on buying and co-finance the slop. Your choice.

DemsAreTrash's avatar

Happy AIDS Pride Month everyone.

TrickyLaSoul's avatar

Burn DC burn. Lol. The DC universe is dead. Supergirl gonna flop. How much debt is WB in? 50 billion?

Joseph L. Wiess's avatar

They're determined to drive DC into the shitpile, aren't they?

A mentally ill man on Woman's isle.

A broke bruce wayne.

What's next, Un-Superman?

Tex Albritton's avatar

So they draw a male pretending to be female in a woman's outfit, and have it flying the child rape flag.

Yeah, that fits the pattern.