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DemsAreTrash's avatar

Wait, he's not black?? They'd have to call him Zerro to match the average IQ of sub-Saharans.

Donnie Holder's avatar

I'll give it a shot. Now how about Doc Savage?

Reformed_Warrior46's avatar

I would also like The Shadow.

Darrin's avatar

A French Zorro? Interesting. But will it be as good as Zorro, The Gay Blade, starring George Hamilton?