Stephen Colbert is exactly the type of mindset, J.R.R. Tolkien warned us about. Besides, wouldn’t Paramount Skydance just cancel this movie anyway after they buy Warner Bros?
The likelihood of this douchenozzle writing something to fit seamlessly into the narrative of Jackson's Fellowship movie is about as likely as Lizzo squeezing her planetary buttocks into Sidney Sweeney's jeans.
It ain't happening.
After the Hunt for More Money and The Hobbit: Three Films Hacked Again, not to mention the awful recent video games, it's clear that the LOTR films were a.miracle unlikely to ever be repeated.
In that sense, we should cherish them all the more and keep projects like this far away before the tainted rot of Star Wars, Star Trek, and Doctor Who sets in.
I just find this as laughable as a guy with no arms and no legs driving his Lexus around some ‘burg in Maryland, picks up three friends, proceeds to get into an argument with one of them…… this same young man with no limbs beyond the elbows nor knees, proceeeds to (he driving, mind you) proceeds to to produce a hand gun a shoot the guy in the head twice, eliminating him. His remaining passengers would not aid him in the disposal of the body. So he sped off and got rid of the cadaver himself……. an unarmed man.
Sounds fake. No way. Kind of like E.T. ears colbertt.
Unfortunately, this will likely get made, and the "fans" watching Rings of Power and Hunt for Gollum will flock to it and encourage production of more LOTR slop...
Of course (and regrettably) there is an audience, but enough of one to make it feasable? Didn't seem to have been the case for Rings of Power, around which there is a whole lot of silence and 0 talk at all right now. At least from what I can gather. Same goes for War of the Rohirrim. That gives me at least a measure of hope for the LotR franchise that m0d3rN productions like this will stop sooner or later.
I agree with the hate watching thing though. Every view is one too many.
This sounds totally unnecessary and unwatchable.
I can't wait!!! What he did to comedy and late night tv... will translate!
Oh boy this mentally ill boomer hasn't been relevant since 2010. And now he wants to bring his TDS in Tolkien's work.
Stephen Colbert is exactly the type of mindset, J.R.R. Tolkien warned us about. Besides, wouldn’t Paramount Skydance just cancel this movie anyway after they buy Warner Bros?
Paramount Skydance is as woke as the next major Hollywood studio and I've seen no evidence to the contrary.
Paramount Skydance literally doesn’t want to work with Stephen Colbert anymore. So again, not as woke as Disney and Warner Bros in my opinion.
It may depend on how Hunt for Gollum performs--another reason to avoid Serkis's vanity project...
The likelihood of this douchenozzle writing something to fit seamlessly into the narrative of Jackson's Fellowship movie is about as likely as Lizzo squeezing her planetary buttocks into Sidney Sweeney's jeans.
It ain't happening.
After the Hunt for More Money and The Hobbit: Three Films Hacked Again, not to mention the awful recent video games, it's clear that the LOTR films were a.miracle unlikely to ever be repeated.
In that sense, we should cherish them all the more and keep projects like this far away before the tainted rot of Star Wars, Star Trek, and Doctor Who sets in.
I just find this as laughable as a guy with no arms and no legs driving his Lexus around some ‘burg in Maryland, picks up three friends, proceeds to get into an argument with one of them…… this same young man with no limbs beyond the elbows nor knees, proceeeds to (he driving, mind you) proceeds to to produce a hand gun a shoot the guy in the head twice, eliminating him. His remaining passengers would not aid him in the disposal of the body. So he sped off and got rid of the cadaver himself……. an unarmed man.
Sounds fake. No way. Kind of like E.T. ears colbertt.
Yet both…. True.
Truth is stranger than fiction.
Oh yay, shit is on the way.
Unfortunately, this will likely get made, and the "fans" watching Rings of Power and Hunt for Gollum will flock to it and encourage production of more LOTR slop...
All five of them?!
I hate to say it, but it's probably more than five, and there seems to be a lotta people that love to "hate-watch"...
Of course (and regrettably) there is an audience, but enough of one to make it feasable? Didn't seem to have been the case for Rings of Power, around which there is a whole lot of silence and 0 talk at all right now. At least from what I can gather. Same goes for War of the Rohirrim. That gives me at least a measure of hope for the LotR franchise that m0d3rN productions like this will stop sooner or later.
I agree with the hate watching thing though. Every view is one too many.
You could not pay me any amount of cash to watch dreck from Colbert.