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Laran Mithras's avatar

LOL

Remember, this is all deliberate. They know you don't want it. "Be a good goy and swallow it. I have another big spoon of sh-- for you right after."

The worst part? Much of this was funded by your tax dollars filtered through NGOs.

The bright side, things are looking better for the future - maybe 5 years down the road or so.

Cliff's avatar

"Cocks... aggressively targeting female players"

Is there some way I can talk to the simulation editor? This shit is becoming increasingly busted.

DeGave's avatar

Early in the article, I stopped seeing the real article and just noted all the double entendres.

DeGave's avatar

"Cocks has announced another potentially damaging pivot."

Imagine going through your entire life with that name. No wonder he's chasing women now. In school, dude spent more time stuffed in lockers than in class.

J.R. Logan's avatar

An expansion set and a few books might work. For a season. It might draw in a few YL players.

Might but they have student loan payments to make. And try and get a sitter on saturday afternoon to play at a local shop.

Joseph L. Wiess's avatar

"Magic, I think, does better than most hardcore games or enthusiast games in terms of penetration with people who identify as female,

But are they actually women and do they play the game? The problem with identifying as something is that not things are as they seem.

I have a feeling that dipping into romance will not end well.

James Krieger's avatar

30% women, have they been to a magic gathering?

AJ's avatar

The death knell of MTG.

twb's avatar

I can't wait for the waifu and "romantasy" sets...