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V900's avatar

Suuuure. Why would you have silly things like “military posture” in a… /checks notes/… Ah yes! Military organization!

Instead it’s all “Hullo fellow kids! Im the chancellor, but the COOL

chancellor! I listen to rap music and get down with the clown just like you guys! And on Fridays, we may or may not do shots! (Wink-wink!) Don’t tell your parents though, they’re probably squares and not hip like me!”

Ffs, man.

They really ruined this franchise. I’d be good with like a decades long break after this shitshow.

V900's avatar
4dEdited

So goddamn retarded!

“Why is the captain constantly barefoot? Kinda weird!”

*”Well you see, it’s because she’s an alien and stuff!”

DemsAreTrash's avatar

Does she explain why she has wooden teeth?

Sam Gray's avatar

"Wherever I am, whatever environment that I’m in, I’m going to explore it with my body."

This is disgusting both in and out of context.

riskywoods's avatar

OK, so now we know why she looks like my dog trying to get comfortable in the cat's bed.

Now maybe she can explain the rationale behind her ratty looking hairstyle.

CleatusDefeatus's avatar

Because she’s a twat. Fuck male norms. I’m a woman and do as I please. Hear me roar.

That really is all it is.

Joseph L. Wiess's avatar

Because she's not starfleet and Academy 90210 isn't Star Trek, it's generic Science Fiction trash.