"Fourteen years after the passing of Frodo", huh. Frodo did not die and neither did Sam were granted granted access to the Undying Lands. Why am I surprised that Warner does not even know what the property they own contains. Colbert is a hack, what are we going to get dancing barrow wights and stupid hobbit tricks?
It feels like we’re living in The Twilight Zone, when Stephen Colbert of all people, was announced as a co-writer for Lord Of The Rings. Colbert is a talentless ‘comedian’.
Hollywood: We've got 87 more superhero movies in development for you.
The public: We're good, thank you.
Hollywood: What about Star Trek but it's gay.
The public: Pass.
Hollywood: Can we interest you in Gay Star Wars?
The public: Afraid not.
Hollywood: How about Dr. Who but he's black and gay?
The public: No dice.
Hollywood: What if we turn LoTR into a sprawling media empire, with movies detailing every minor incident before, during and after the original trilogy, exploding it all into a mind-numbingly obese mass of slop media? Like a singularity of flavorless brain-damaged dreck, utterly detached from Tolkien's original vision? Written by your very favorite late night talk show host?
The public: ....No.
Hollywood: Well just you sit tight, we're bringing all of your favorite IP franchises back, updated to reflect all of your modern sensibilities.
"Fourteen years after the passing of Frodo", huh. Frodo did not die and neither did Sam were granted granted access to the Undying Lands. Why am I surprised that Warner does not even know what the property they own contains. Colbert is a hack, what are we going to get dancing barrow wights and stupid hobbit tricks?
It feels like we’re living in The Twilight Zone, when Stephen Colbert of all people, was announced as a co-writer for Lord Of The Rings. Colbert is a talentless ‘comedian’.
No matter how weird the Hellmouth retardery gets, Mr. Dixon keeps turning up doing something cool.
Nice!
Hollywood: We've got 87 more superhero movies in development for you.
The public: We're good, thank you.
Hollywood: What about Star Trek but it's gay.
The public: Pass.
Hollywood: Can we interest you in Gay Star Wars?
The public: Afraid not.
Hollywood: How about Dr. Who but he's black and gay?
The public: No dice.
Hollywood: What if we turn LoTR into a sprawling media empire, with movies detailing every minor incident before, during and after the original trilogy, exploding it all into a mind-numbingly obese mass of slop media? Like a singularity of flavorless brain-damaged dreck, utterly detached from Tolkien's original vision? Written by your very favorite late night talk show host?
The public: ....No.
Hollywood: Well just you sit tight, we're bringing all of your favorite IP franchises back, updated to reflect all of your modern sensibilities.